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Today, after briefly engaging in one of my favorite activities (texting friends whilst pooping — they have no idea!), I decided to browse the pictures I have taken with the camera on my phone. I mostly use it to document things I find absurd in everyday life. I will share some with you now.

I took this one at the Teet while shopping for lunch meat.

It says “Contains up to 15% of a solution.” I didn’t buy it.

Being from Virginia, when I saw this next one my first thought was:

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Oh, just wow.

Shaquille O’Neal has been providing fans and reporters with hilarious tidbits for years.  And now you have an endless supply of them, just a click away.  What can I say?  Life is good.

B posted this picture earlier. It’s pretty funny, I had no idea RP was so ripped. Anyways, I could identify most of the faces in the photo, except for one who could hardly be seen at the back of the pack, whose head can be seen between those of McCain and Edwards.

Fortunately, I’m really good with Adobe PhotoEnhance Pro so I decided to try my skills to see if I could enhance the image enough to identify the unknown person. I magnified the image, while correcting for pixel perturbation and parallel binning. I was able to increase the resolution slightly without losing too much v-pac (this is always a problem with JPEGs, due to the file compression).

My results after the jump.

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Brian won’t stop talking about his new hat.

He wears it all the time.

Mavericks are losing left and right this month!

Looks like he dumped stocks in order to save himself roughly $750,000.
Martha’s no-no ended up saving her about $45k.