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I can’t personally think of a better way to spend my time.

“Wayne, Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?”

The irony of what I’m about to post boggles the mind.

I have spent hours today reading about the Kimmel occupation that took place at NYU earlier this week. I have immersed myself in it, completely baffled at the sheer stupidity of what I witnessed. At this time, please watch the youtube video provided.

There are numerous decent articles about the situation, but this one is the best. Why were they doing this? Well, you can see their demands here.

I refuse to believe that this is not some incredibly awesome viral marketing campaign for macbooks. I simply refuse to believe that this is real.

If this was a South Park episode, I would hail it as the funniest thing I had ever seen, boldly proclaiming it wittier and more intelligent that any humorous act ever. Honestly, Trey Parker and Matt Stone could not come up with anything funnier or more absurd than this. The person holding the camera, Alex Lotorto, could not be any more annoying or ill informed about what he’s trying to do. He boldly proclaims at the beginning of the video “You can not come in here! This is a student’s free space!” Try to wrap your head around that.

I’m just getting warmed up. Some of these are gems that you actually laugh out loud to. Did anyone get the idea that Alex wanted a consensus practice? Whatever that is?

-”Excuse me, brutality here.” Alex states, as an authority figure walks into the room. Um, brutality? To that poor desk? DON’T HURT THE DESK IT DOESN’T LIKE THAT.
-”We have the right to not cooperate with you.” Hahahahahahhahah.
-Alex mutters, at one point, that they “probably drink corporate water”. Hell yeah! Stick it to the man and their corporate water! As if this wasn’t stupid enough, they then start showing their macbooks and macbook chargers. Ohahahhahahahh. Don’t miss the one girl calling home on her cell phone, saying YOU HAVE TO CALL ME BACK! like this is the last thing she might ever get to say to her family.
-”We are trying to reach a consensus! We are trying to reach a consensus! We will do it without you.” hahahghaghahahhahahahha

I think the best part about all of this is that Alex, the cameraman, doesn’t even go to NYU. He goes to some stupid college that I’ve never heard of. Most of these kids have been expelled, per some news article I can’t find anymore, and I say THANK YOU NYU. I hope these kids spend years working at a 7-11 to pay off their student loans. Wait. This is NYU, these kid’s parents were putting them through school. The more you read about this story, the more hilarious and absurd it is. It’s eerily reminiscent of Alice falling into the rabbit hole, the characters and the twists and turns of events becoming even less believable than the one before it.

I’m running out of ways to express my disbelief. I’ll end saying that videos like this really make me lose hope in humanity. I pray to God these kids never enter the real world. It would break them in half without blinking an eye.

Pretty much self-explanatory. Who knew a gem lay in the tobacco country of North Carolina A&T? Is this a college basketball game or a rap version of high school musical?

In Michigan high school sports in 2007, Kingsford and Marine City are tied 21-21 in the 4th quarter with six minutes left. The following debauchery of hilarity was called a touchdown that put Marine City ahead, who never looked back going on to win 35-21.

I don’t know if any of you had heard about this yet, but it happened earlier in the fall. For pre-olympic qualifying, Slovakia and Bulgaria faced off in women’s ice hockey. In what would become one of the most thrilling finishes in hockey history, this video captures it all (actually, it is only the first of three highlight videos, you can find the rest on youtube). If you watch the third video, you’ll see that Bulgaria actually does better when they don’t have a goalie in net. final score: 82-0

Alright time’s up let’s do this, “LEEEEEROOOOOOOOY JJJJJJEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKINS!”

This is a thoughtful and tasteful rendition of one of the best songs ever written by Trent Reznor and covered by the late Johnny Cash. Mr. the Frog puts forth his talent, pain, emotion, and musical talent into this dark and painful, lyrically complex composition.

Kermit the Frog sings Hurt, written by Trent Reznor

Given the recent triumphant choke job that Charlie Weis orchestrated on Saturday, I thought it would be a timely moment to direct your attention to this video:Why aren’t we #1????

And as if losing to 2-8 Syracuse on senior day when you’re up 23-10 at the start of the 4th doesn’t sting enough, the students know how to cap off the loss…
“South Bend fans shower Notre Dame players, police with snowballs”

Hilarity, FTW!!!

The gentleman that put this together is a genius and I want to kiss him.  Below is the Showbiz Pizza animatronic band “Rock-a-fire Explosion” doing their rendition of Usher – Love in this Club.

From what I’ve been told but have been unable to verify, the guy that put this, and others like it, was a technician for Showbiz and worked on these units in the evenings at locations across the country.  I have also heard that a movie is being made about his efforts.

If you have any more information about this guy, please comment.

Oh, just wow.

Shaquille O’Neal has been providing fans and reporters with hilarious tidbits for years.  And now you have an endless supply of them, just a click away.  What can I say?  Life is good.