Archive for May, 2009
Today – I became a Cabin MAN
by Brian on May.21, 2009, under Funny, Politics
So it’s been a long time since I’ve posted anything here and I thought today would be as good a day as any.
Today:
I bought a car
Mowed my Lawn…Picked up the clippings.
Felt a slight but undeniable pang of jealousy while looking at my neighbour’s lawn.
Renegotiated my salary.
Told a local kid he needs to wear a helmet.
Complained about the “Damn Democrats fiscal irresponsibility”
Secretly hoped that kid would fall of his bike because he’s a punk and once asked me “where [my] little Honda was at”
Got a paycut – or a furlough as they are calling it.
Complained even more about THE GOD DAMN DEMOCRATS
Renegotiated salary -again.
Decided my boss was even cooler because he too likes to complain about the GDDP and told me the furlough would not affect any of us because it’s “retarded”
Got ready for tomorrow night’s trip to the next town over to see “Seasame Street Presents: Elmo Grows up”
Checked my portfolio…Lamented the fact that it’s not “Good. To really good”
Added to our 529
Questioned my home warranty company’s competence over the phone b/c my sink has not been fixed.
Fixed it myself.
I think it’s safe to say I’m an adult. Maybe it’s time to go pwn some noobs!!1!eleven!!
I wonder if anybody still plays counterstrike…